Cliche Hollywood Recipes

Wondering what to cook this weekend? Try this age old Hollywood recipe. There are many variations of this recipe you may want to try, so feel free to experiment. My favourite is to add a dash of well known action hero to the mix. Please note that this dish is an acquired taste and you might find that there are some critics that will send it back to the kitchen.

Ingredients:
1 Adult in a moral, religious or identity crisis
1 Child, or many children, (lovable or rebel or mixture of both)
1 Moral heart warming plot with or without hilarious gags
1 Happy, thoughtful or tragic ending

Method:
Mixed together adult in crisis with child or children of your choice. Add one touch of deep moral heart warming plot or spice up with hilarious gags. Garnish with choice of happy, thoughtful or tragic ending. Over cook for at least 2 to 3 hours.

And here are some suggestions on what you may want to call your treat.
Mighty Ducks
Pay It Forward
Kindergarten Cop
Music of the Heart
Daddy Day Care
Dangerous Minds
Big Daddy
Six Sense
The Kid
Lair Lair
The Pacifier
Man on Fire
I Am Sam
Pretty Baby
Step mom
A.I.
Mercury Rising
Robocop (the last movie)
School of Rock
Where the Heart Is
About a Boy
Uptown Girls